All This Stuff
This is my number 1 son, Gordon.
He now is completely blind. Had to remove his other eye.
This is DuPont, aka Super Dupe!
This is from my camera phone, I couldnt resist snapping it...
They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish.... then he's gotta get a fishing license, but he doesn't have any money. So he's got to get a job and get into the social security system and pay taxes, and now you're gonna audit the poor guy, cuz' he's not really good with math. So he'll pull the IRS van up to your house, and he'll take all your stuff. He'll take your black velvet Elvis and your Batman toothbrush, and your fishing tackle, and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the one, cuz' you were just worried about eating a fresh fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish cuz' you needed a permit for an open flame. Then the health department is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where are you going to dump the scales and the guts. 'This is not a sanitary environment', and ladies and gentlemen if you get sick of it all at the end of the day... not even legal to kill yourself in this country. Thanks again John Ashcroft you weird bible addict, can't even handle your own drug. You were born free, you got messed out of half of it, and you wave a flag celebrating it. The only true freedom you find, is when you realize and come to terms with the fact that you are completely and unapologetically messed, and then you are free to float around the system. Doug Stanhope
If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader.
If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision.
If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born.
But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. Ron White
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. Albert Einstein