Hi everyone!
My name is Angela
I'm 38, mom to Alex who's 20
I'm an environmentalist, I am working on getting my degree in Environmental Science
I own a thrift shop...Reduce Reuse Recycle!
I am owned by 2 female pitbulls (spare me the nasty comments plz,they are wonderful dogs!), 3 cats, 2 ferrrets,a raccoon (yes,I love them!) 1 RIR and 6 Golden Comets
10 Things That Drive Me Crazy 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say ‘Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too’. You’re darn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it? 4. When people say ’it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film ‘did you see that?’. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor. 6. People who ask ‘Can I ask you a question?’…… Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new. 8. When people say ‘life is short’. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ‘Has the bus come yet?’. If the bus came would I be standing here,freak? 10. The freakin’ birds that chirp at 5:00 am in the morning! Don’t they know I’m sleeping?
My Raccoon....
REDNECK HOME SECURITY
How to install a home security system…..
1. Go to a 2nd hand store and buy a pair of mens size 16 work boots
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,shotgun shells, a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine and several issues of NRA magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog leashes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your front door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition, be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls,they attacked the mail man this morning and messed him up real bad.I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell with all the blood.
P.S. I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside.
My name is Angela
I'm 38, mom to Alex who's 20
I'm an environmentalist, I am working on getting my degree in Environmental Science
I own a thrift shop...Reduce Reuse Recycle!
I am owned by 2 female pitbulls (spare me the nasty comments plz,they are wonderful dogs!), 3 cats, 2 ferrrets,a raccoon (yes,I love them!) 1 RIR and 6 Golden Comets
10 Things That Drive Me Crazy 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say ‘Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too’. You’re darn right! What good is cake if you can’t eat it? 4. When people say ’it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film ‘did you see that?’. No, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor. 6. People who ask ‘Can I ask you a question?’…… Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is ‘new and improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn’t be new. 8. When people say ‘life is short’. What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks ‘Has the bus come yet?’. If the bus came would I be standing here,freak? 10. The freakin’ birds that chirp at 5:00 am in the morning! Don’t they know I’m sleeping?
My Raccoon....
REDNECK HOME SECURITY
How to install a home security system…..
1. Go to a 2nd hand store and buy a pair of mens size 16 work boots
2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,shotgun shells, a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine and several issues of NRA magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog leashes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your front door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition, be back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls,they attacked the mail man this morning and messed him up real bad.I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell with all the blood.
P.S. I locked all four of em in the house. Better wait outside.
