Posts by theotherranch

Quote: Originally Posted by Alaskan  What do these things look like? Do you have a picture? Could you draw one and then post it? I'm sure you can google these LONG before I find the camera and take pics of...

Alaskan, you forgot a few things like flowering tomato, pepper and cucumber plants skeeters the size of buzzards windows (with screens) wide open no-see-ums   Here in the south, you take the good with the bad!

Dear Queen Em, just one question! Does Royal Executioner pay better than this current gig? Actually, if I wear a black hood with the axe, no one would even know that it's me swinging the blade! The only problem I foresee is that I...

Those look really nice Bunny! But the ribbon is a little hard to read, does it say "Best of Snow"?     Perry

After a lot of research in my law books, I believe I can get the dear Queen off with no problem! You know where to send the brownies, right? Spook, I do believe I can plea you down with no time. I hope tomato plants are still on...

Let's see here, so far I've got Spook looking for an escort with a policeperson, Alaskan murdering a snow bank in cold blood, and dear Queen Em aiding and abetting! And I'm still trying to catch up! Where the heck is blue? This is...

OK, Spook, put the shovel down and casually walk away from it.(Isn't this what I usually tell Sour??????) We'll plead insanity! That'll work!  You have to be crazy to mistake a policeperson for a um,...

Poor Spook needs more than advice!  He needs a lawyer. ( Lets talk fees here Spook).     Perry

Since y'all have a law in Alaska about pushing meese out of planes, you better check on pig laws before you try pushing one out a plane! And by the way, welcome to the Queen's nightm.......er, kingdom!  If the cleaning elves...

Gee, Alaskan, you're talking to THE Spook! Lots of people don't believe in ghosts, but they (at least one) are real here. It's all a matter of having enough faith! And maybe pigs CAN really fly! They just do so when nobody is...