Posts by THE Curmudgeon

Quote: Originally Posted by sourland  It would be interesting to see how some who are so far removed from the natural world would survive if there were no grocery stores.  Magician.....(mi...

JEEZ !   I've gotta get some "possum-fat" and "grease-up" the bearings in this wheelchair.   It's getting really NOISY !!!   WHERE is my danged Oatmeal?   THE Curmudgeon  

OH...." Hi ...Crockett !  Ya want a dog-biscuit?  O.K."   "Did you eat my Oatmeal....?"   THE  (Royal) Curmudgeon

............hello.........hello?........HELLO !!!......( oooo...that's loud.)  (hello....?)   WHY am I sitting here 1/2 asleep in my wheelchair?  Did I take a nap?  Who turned-on my computer?   WHERE is...

Quote: Originally Posted by Tanichca  Quote: Originally Posted by THE Curmudgeon  -Lady,   Can we attend to those "other matters" together...

-Lady,   Can we attend to those "other matters" together ?   I'm VERY GOOD at MANY "things".......   ah....forget it     !!!   ( I was just having one of those "Old-Man...

Quote: Originally Posted by thaiturkey  Quote: Originally Posted by THE Curmudgeon  My FIRST wife found some ladie's "panties" in the "glove-box" of my Pick-it-up Truck. ( I had...

Quote: Originally Posted by sumi  If you do manage to get one give us his name/address. Will send prayers/flowers. Ya need ta  ALSO send some money.... ......the ODDS in "Las Vegas" are really GOOD...

Well....it's like this.......   His "Daddy" died of eating a mouse poisoned by D-Con...........   so...I have emphatically impressed upon him....   to leave the MICE ALONE....   Now..., although he...

Quote: Originally Posted by sumi  Quote: Originally Posted by THE Curmudgeon  USUALLY....."extreme old age" is preferable to the "alternative".   Ha-Ha...