Posts by EmtheFishLady

Well, I couldn't find anyone to chop off heads, so I had to settle for a candiru aquarium. Eating anything other than what JD brings out of the kitchen is not recommended.

If anyone eats anyone...I will personally throw you in the new tank of Candiru... It's nice isn't it? Blue installed it here beside the throne for me.

Leave Bush Chickens alone! He's sorta cute. Perry, it pays double what you're getting now!

Perry, glad you showed up. Are you the Royal Executioner as well as the Rpyal Lawyer? If not, how's about you apply? I need to get this bunch back in line! Bringing snow into the Kingdom...the very idea...

JD, when shopping for a proper Princess, always carry with you, a pea. 

Dagnabbit, the rabbit has a point. I guess I'm going to have to find a more trustworthy executioner. Rooster, how are your head chopping skills?

Wisher, you've asked the age old question...who IS the executioner? I think it's G-Man...surely a queen doesn't have to do such things herself.

I think you all have forgotten the time of year. This is not a good time to test the Queen. I'm in a very grumpy state, and am just itching for somebody's head to roll. Even MFB is steering clear. He's smarter than he looks. If a Spook...

Let me suggest just sending a gift basket.

It isn't a snowball that's going to take your head off.