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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?       “Where’s pop corn?”
Hefner ( Black Australorp ) Doughnut Head ( Easter Egger ) that's what his rose comb looked like. Dudley ( Mix )
Deer ( it's actually an elk) Ski or snowboard
No Did you know that from your elbow to your wrist is about the same size as your foot.
Hamburgers Chevrolet or Ford
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look grandpa no hands
What did the hippie paper say to the hippie pen?       Write on.
Quoting Mitch Hedberg, "I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's...
I've had alot of breeds and all are prety good, but the light bramha's stand out the most to me.  The hens are huge docile birds and when they lay an egg they have to tell the world.
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