Pros: never bites, won't run away, doesn't poo, will let you pick them up, doesn't eat food or drink water, doesn't need a bathing pool, very quiet.
Cons: doesn't lay any eggs.
he's a fake mallard, and i named him teal.
very nice bird! kind of boring, though.and i never have to worry about him getting attacked by a fox!
I think she's talking about a Stuffed animal duck.