@Miss Lydia I am surprised at you... Chocolate is toxic to ducks. I would never let Tevye's precious lips soak in chocolate. It is a fine blend of various soils from around the yard with a slight tang of poop added and blended with just the right amount of water by professional duck connoisseurs (that is connoisseurs that are also ducks, not connoisseurs of duck).
Hey @Tevyes Dad I didn't say the ducks would eat it but chocolate covered duck lips might entice a few humans to Kiss on those lips. sample Has to be a nice blend to get it to stick like that. lol