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A number of years ago....

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I got my first flock of chickens from a guy about 8 miles away.

He had everything. Chickens, guineas, turkeys, you name it.

I bought like 24 hens and a rooster from him. They were grown and laying, and I paid him $5 bucks a piece.

 

He gathered them up with a net, and we stuffed them into boxes, and drove them home to their new coop.

 

One died a week later and he replaced it, no charge.

 

It took them about two weeks to acclimate to their new surroundings and start laying again. Before I knew it, I had eggs coming out of my ears.

Fortunately, I worked in a restaurant and was able to sell the extras to the locals who absolutely begged for them.

 

One day at the grocery store, I ran into "Pops" the little old man who sold me the birds.

He asked how they were getting along, and if any more had died. I told them they were doing great, and all were still alive.

 

He then asked, you're not eating them though, right?

 

I told him no way. Well, not really. I mean a leg here, and a wing there...

 

You should have seen his face!:gig

Well it's, alright now,

I learned my lesson well. See ya,

can't please everyone, so ya,

gotta please yourself.

 

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. ~Warren Bennis~
 

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Well it's, alright now,

I learned my lesson well. See ya,

can't please everyone, so ya,

gotta please yourself.

 

The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. ~Warren Bennis~
 

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