Where's Ross? I wonder if her plan to bring @Jealous Husband to the Frog backfired?
I really do think he ought to hang out here. If he has the same sense of humor you do, he will feel better knowing that windows are the worst thing going on.
Has he asked you about the koozie, though?
His username implies that he's worried there are some dirty old men hitting on you. Tell him hitting and ing are two different things
ETA: You had a koozieectomy