You would not believe the calls Cops get dispatched to. I've been on lizard calls, snake calls, bat calls, cat calls, you name it. "Hello, this is 911 what is your emergency? There's a possum on my back porch . What's he doing? He's just sitting there...." We had a bear in a tree call once. Turned out to be a cat." Hey, but stupid, crazy, people is why I got a job!