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I hate to drink alone anyway! I'll make it on the weak side so you still get your work done.
I was playing cribbage tonight...n and drinking of course....I was sitting with a couple really old people......they were talking about reading all their medication warning labels. I told them I quit reading the labels when I Seen the whole..."4 hour erection thing" the little old lady across from me spit her orange crush all over the table...I think she almost lost her teeth...
Now that's funny right there!
I guess I'm bartending tonite. What will hit the spot for ya? (no, I'm not fishing! Lol)
Vodka tonic with lemon. Heavy on the vodka, light on the tonic.
Comin right up!
no dear that would be a closer relative
very good looking boys . My daughter ran up a thousand dollar phone bill twice on her smart phone I wanted to smack her . then backed into someone's car in the hobby lobby parking and drove off said well they hit my car all the time a the collage . it was a cops wife somebody saw her got her plate number. it was just a scratch but she didn't even look . lady called the house phone only left her name asked for a call nothing about the hit and run . I thought she was a telemarketer. but something about her voice didn't call her though until eights later when I was clearing messages when I did call asked why she had called she told me I was hot . 850 dollars that time. didn't turn it in to insurance been to long and had just got the rates down from her first wreck we had a very long talk . told the lady I wished she had said why she had called in the message . her husband said the same thing .had it not been on private property she would have been in real trouble or worse me the car was in my name . I did make her pay for it out of her baby sitting money. good luck with that one
Oh why didn't I think of that earlier?
Great story. I don't even want to go into some of the stupid things I did while young.
Luckily I got married and had kids early - which slapped some responsibility into me really quick!