All I have is Franks. I don't even have Tobasco. Crap. I've got Cayenne in the spice cupboard though....
She's a smart dog. I think it will work. Of course I'm always optimistic with her intelligence....LOL.
I totally get the comparison thing and as stated before, I think I am getting too old to start over again. And, totally again, I get the exhaustion with this pup. Don't puppy her - when you say sit she had better sit - NOW! That is how strict it will have to be - unfortunately. She cannot get away with anything for a while. Sorry girlfriend.
Thanks Dandelioness! LOL. I'll keep you all posted on how it works out. I should probably get a video of it. Sort of sadistic aren't I?
She's slippery and quite a master of small spaces even. But I do like your 2 x 2 idea. I could try it.... I suggested this to DH just now and he kind of said the same thing I did only more foul in description and referring to her as a snake.