I am thinking of changing my hair cutting place!!
They asked what I wanted for a haircut and I told them I needed a nice one as I was getting it cut for my upcoming wedding.
They said wedding cuts were free! I was so excited. They asked how long I had known my new wife. When I told them I did not know her and would not be meeting her until next Tuesday. They asked dumb questions.
Is it a mail order bride from Russia? What do you mean you will not meet her until Tuesday? So nosey!
They asked who I was marrying, and when I told them Carrie Underwood, they took back the free cut and said I had to pay!
What is the deal with that? I am thinking of calling the justice department for unfair actions against me.