No pizza place anymore :( We have Four Seasons which is like a steak house/burger place and Our Place which is just a mom and pop restaurant. Wildhurst Camp Ground has pizza but its the cardboard frozen stuff. Come on...you wouldn't drive to the ends of the earth for prime poop???
I really hate to deflate the ego of someone who thinks they have the best poop in the world. but I consider Horse Poop the Milwaukee's Best of poop. I would call it Buckhorn but I doubt anyone here remembers it. For those of you under 21 that have never had a beer. Those are the worst beers known to civilized mankind.
I prefer bovine poop. Chicken poop is good but applied fresh it has too high a nitrogen content and burns stuff. Horse poop is only semi-digested compared to cow poop. So you get weed seeds and chunks..
Now that I have done a whole post on poop. my day is complete.