Ralphie, sorry about the delayed response related to the truck ad. You definitely get an A for creativity, and the old adage may apply. Which is "if you don't ask you won't get".
At my place we currently have 5 trucks and 2 suvs. There are only 3 drivers in residence, and as you may guess there is not much need for additional motor vehicles. In addition I would be remiss not to mention that we are a total GM household.
I spent 30 + years in my second career as a sales mismanager and general mismanager at auto dealerships. I have been involved with all new vehicle franchises except Honda. I prefer GM vehicles for many reasons which I will not bore you with.
If you do start to hatch Guinea keets and have an abundance let me know. I may be interested in a few. We are forecasted to have a bad tick season, and a few more guineas would help to keep them in check.