Trust me... I am laughing "with" you not "at" you. That sounds just like something that would happen to me. The problem is I am 5"10" and well lets just say heavy.. The hole it would take to get me out would have to be huge.. Ha Ha
I'm only 5'2" but not thin. I'm working on losing some of that belly I gained when I had kids so I was thin enough to to squeeze through but not without a lot of squishing. The hens were all but laughing at me.