Two shirt rules:
1. Don't ask, don't tell
2. Shirt must be laundered before passing it on
That should work, right?
Joe is a sick puppy, that's why he fits in so well! Please don't change him.
But if he does take you up on those mental health services, inquiring minds want to know...do they include lobotomies or shock therapy?
I'd say the lobotomy is already taken care of !