I can see that "A bird haunting" is going to take me a while (60 pages??). So how about I just send you a check Ralphie? I'm sure it's good, it's a 3rd party check endorsed by J. Edgar Hoover, address Nigeria. Will that work?
You may have mis-read that sour...I thought Dr. Phil said to send it him. If that's not what it said, then Dr. Phil needs to send my $25,000 back pronto.