May 12, 2016.
From Little Blackie:
Hi! This is my first time writing on BYC!
Life is so interesting around here ("Shut up Polly!"). Sorry, Polly (who's auctualy a rooster and need's a new name) is screaming because I'm not letting her have the food. There's very little food you know, I need it all.
We are inside the house because Polly (any ides for his new name BYCers?) sprained her ankle and there was a rainstorm last night so Mommy brought me in. This morning Mommy thought I was dead.
Can I sleep in ever?!
Anyway, of course I was fine. Just I need a little longer than Polly to be bright eyed and bushy tailed!
("Rrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!) Oh! There goes Polly again! She's such a crybaby. My earlobes are going to start throbbing.
But you know what's the worst part of having Polly around?
I'll tell you. Mommy's been paying lot's of attention to Polly because she's hurt and her sweet little helpless daughter has been left to fend for herself!!!
Like seriously, I follow Mommy around (mostly because I want food. Hahhaha!) so shouldn't I be getting some attention here!
Like, Hello! Mommy only cuddled me once in the last hour!!! Like isn't that crazy?
I've got to go shut Polly up now.
Please tell my Mommy that I'm the adorable helpless little baby who needs tons of love here?