So I guess is migration season or something. Because right now at this very moment there has got to be a whole flippen FLEET of ducks that has settled in my yard. They're eating tearing up and flattening the new green grass, pooping everywhere, and they're giving me the most evil duck glares. I like ducks, don't get me wrong, but I can't have this many hanging around. I've tried scaring them away but they just fly back after a couole minutes.
Can somebody please tell me....
...how it feels to be April Fooled into reading this ridiculous post?
APRIL FOOLS, Y'ALL!! xoxoxo