I cannot have calls, I cannot have calls, I cannot have calls... (For those that don't know, I live on 0.18 acres in a neighborhood where the zoning specifically forbids "quacking ducks", so I really can't have calls )
BUT, if we follow through on our plans, in couple years, I can just go over to Ravyn's and get some!
So muscovies!!! They don't quack!
I was looking into getting them a couple years ago, but decided that I'd need to redo my entire setup. I might look into them again, though.