For Sale: GAMES FOR EGGS and other fun prizes - Page 635
He keeps coming, and coming, and coming...
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a huge rabbit in the front seat. "What are you doing with that rabbit?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the rabbit again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that rabbit to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.