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Barmaid, bouncer, heavy duty sewing machine operator, drill press , short order cook, waitress, mattress factory, Mcdonalds...  Yup, Remember when I was working barmaid this guy come in 2xs a week. He tipped good but by his 3rd drink he would always ask me if I was married and I would always say yes I am. This got to be very tiresome and one day I had enough.  Are you married ? Nope.  The whole room went silent.  Finally he says, Why have you been telling me you are for these many months ?  I responded ,To keep Aholes like you off my back.   I was NEVER asked again. 

    Don't be sad, don't cry.He did his work well and only by leaving could he teach my son the last lesson he needed to learn.   Empathy for another soul 
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Barmaid, bouncer, heavy duty sewing machine operator, drill press , short order cook, waitress, mattress factory, Mcdonalds...  Yup, Remember when I was working barmaid this guy come in 2xs a week. He tipped good but by his 3rd drink he would always ask me if I was married and I would always say yes I am. This got to be very tiresome and one day I had enough.  Are you married ? Nope.  The whole room went silent.  Finally he says, Why have you been telling me you are for these many months ?  I responded ,To keep Aholes like you off my back.   I was NEVER asked again. 

:epThat is interesting.

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Barmaid, bouncer, heavy duty sewing machine operator, drill press , short order cook, waitress, mattress factory, Mcdonalds...  Yup, Remember when I was working barmaid this guy come in 2xs a week. He tipped good but by his 3rd drink he would always ask me if I was married and I would always say yes I am. This got to be very tiresome and one day I had enough.  Are you married ? Nope.  The whole room went silent.  Finally he says, Why have you been telling me you are for these many months ?  I responded ,To keep Aholes like you off my back.   I was NEVER asked again. 

:lau

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WAIT   mattress factory ???  :duc

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WAIT   mattress factory ???  :duc


LOL yup, I may have made the bed you lie in.  (note the spelling)

    Don't be sad, don't cry.He did his work well and only by leaving could he teach my son the last lesson he needed to learn.   Empathy for another soul 
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    Don't be sad, don't cry.He did his work well and only by leaving could he teach my son the last lesson he needed to learn.   Empathy for another soul 
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WAIT   mattress factory ???  :duc


LOL yup, I may have made the bed you lie in.  (note the spelling)

:lau

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WAIT   mattress factory ???  :duc


LOL yup, I may have made the bed you lie in.  (note the spelling)


OH MY    I was thinking maybe you were in the "testing department"   or sales 

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WAIT   mattress factory ???  :duc


LOL yup, I may have made the bed you lie in.  (note the spelling)


looks like your normal spelling   :lol:

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G' night y'all, maybe this depression spell will vanish by tomorrow. Have fun and semi behave!
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good night MH   SDWF and prayers. 

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