Barmaid, bouncer, heavy duty sewing machine operator, drill press , short order cook, waitress, mattress factory, Mcdonalds... Yup, Remember when I was working barmaid this guy come in 2xs a week. He tipped good but by his 3rd drink he would always ask me if I was married and I would always say yes I am. This got to be very tiresome and one day I had enough. Are you married ? Nope. The whole room went silent. Finally he says, Why have you been telling me you are for these many months ? I responded ,To keep Aholes like you off my back. I was NEVER asked again.
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