Granny's gone and done it again

Which reminds me. My sister and I were laying under a big ol tree when we were kids and mom comes up and says.I swear ! I will give a quarter to which one of you 2 is the laziest. Well, Kim jumps up and says I am ! Mom looks at me and I rolled over and said,Put it in my pocket.
 
Little bit off.

Hubs is also going through a bit of an early midlife crisis too right now which makes him even more interesting.

Really, he knows who runs the household (and it isn’t him). I just let him get away with a bit more than I should. And take him to task on helping out with house stuff more.

Though....I did get him to help make dinner last night. Watching him try to figure out how to slice up lettuce for tacos and use the salad spinner was interesting lol.

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Watching chick tv before I head over to my friend’s house to scan those letters of reference and have her be a second set of eyes on my resume before I submit everything.
 
My son think he is Jack Benny or Robin Williams. In the grocery store and I need to potty. He asks, Do you want me to wait RIGHT here? No, you dont have to wait RIGHT here. I started looking for him and ya its a small store but by the 3rd trip through it yelling his name I went to the front of the store. In tears and pain I said, I cant find my son. She said and I quote,"Robert went outside. ". and the grocerys ? He paid for them. He came back in about that time looking for me. He laughed all the way home. Ya, not funny Robert.

Went to CVS and I push buttons, I cant help it. I just gotta know what they do. One was a book. Press here.... umm ok ! A hand came out of the book and grabbed my hand. scared the you know what out of me. I looked around and everyone was looking at me. I whispered to Robert, Why are they all looking at me ? He said, IDK mom, Might have something to do w/ all the screaming you were just doing..
 

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