EDUCATIONAL INCUBATION & HATCHING CHAT THREAD, w/ Sally Sunshine Shipped Eggs

I'm sick of painting. We're putting in a garden shed and I feel like I've been painting for a week just painting the support frame and pallets to protect them from moisture. I'm still not done!

Wickedchicken6 said:

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1 super extra large trap
5 bags of marshmallows
1 roll of duct tape
1 box cutter
1 roll of wire
4 packages of sedatives

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You sound like Kristin and Benny trying to calm me down after these jokers showed me call duck pics.

BantyChooks said:

How else am I getting them home from the market? I'm not gonna carry them.

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I was thinking in a basket on your head. Or one of your infamous GIANT hats.

Wickedchicken6 said:

You caught me before my finger got the right thing down. I meant not green...but you're post is hilarious!!! Chicken gas fuel??? Do chickens have gas? Farting chickens...NOW that's a hoot! Maybe we could use our bottle fed calf for power...he has a lot of gas.

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I think the gas causes them to lay eggs & why rotten eggs smell like sulfer ... Anybody buying this theory???

BantyChooks said:

The polar bears aren't any better for pulling.

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Get a sturdy pole & hang a human from it. That'll get 'em going!

MotorcycleChick said:

As much as it hurts, I can't keep fighting the facts.

Not depressed. Beaten. Abuse is abuse. I don't think I can keep defending myself.

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Speaking from my own experiences, you must be your own pole of strength & your own savoir. In other words, when horrible people damage you, only YOU can save YOU! Use the pain they've inflicted on you to turn yourself into a firery-ball-of-fierce. If they don't like it, good! I'm always just a pm away if you ever need encouragement.

Remember, women are Angels. When someone breaks our wings, we fly on brooms. We're very versatile that way!

Farmer Connie said:

Thomas and the Thompson twins.. We started off with 14. Broad Breasted Bronze.
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The Thompson Twins? Careful Connie, you're showing your age.

ronott1 said:

Painter called?
Around my place, I am the painter!

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Me too... I'm not sure how I got saddled with that job

Farmer Connie said:

Turn off the breaker and change out the switch. Install it exactly like the original..

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I would if the wiring wasn't from 945 BC. It might even be from the century prior.
What?

That's no joke.

Wickedchicken6 said:

4 packages of sedatives

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only 4?

Farmer Connie said:

only 4?

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HEY!!

ronott1 said:

Painter called?

Around my place, I am the painter! I have never called one.

Sounds like you are getting a nice spruce up of you place!

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If it were up to me I'd just paint it myself, but since my in-laws are paying I'll gladly take what I can get!

Wickedchicken6 said:

I would if the wiring wasn't from 945 BC. It might even be from the century prior.
What?

That's no joke.

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Are the wires wrapped with paper? That is wire from before 1940 or so...

BantyChooks said:

HEY!!

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You can only be so prepared I suppose?

room onthebroom said:

I was thinking in a basket on your head. Or one of your infamous GIANT hats.

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Blows off in the 50 KPH winds.

room onthebroom said:

Get a sturdy pole & hang a human from it. That'll get 'em going!

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Perfect! Want to volunteer to be the human?

room onthebroom said:

When someone breaks our wings, we fly on brooms. We're very versatile that way!

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