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post #11 of 283

might be a red neck chicken farmer if your child has the poops and you look close and think "cocci" 

 

fyi, there was not blood but it was tinged red from eating beets 

post #12 of 283

better than Foxworthy lol neice came to tell me shes pregnant (first child) I showed her a day old chick

post #13 of 283
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better than Foxworthy lol neice came to tell me shes pregnant (first child) I showed her a day old chick

did you reply back that you are also expecting?? lol

post #14 of 283
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smile.png Nice avy is that your horse?
That was my pretty boy Corsario. I had to put him down in 2012, but I miss him terribly.
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smile.png Nice avy is that your horse?
That was my pretty boy Corsario. I had to put him down in 2012, but I miss him terribly.

:hugsI am sorry for your loss. He was very handsome.

post #16 of 283
I have washed a chickens butt also, it wasn't fun for either of us -_-

You might be a redneck if... You didn't have time to build a horse shelter before summer so the horses stayed on the patio where there was shade gig.gif
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post #17 of 283
You might be a redneck if...

Duck tape is your go-to solution for any problem.

Your pockets, when emptied, contain shavings, hay, and nails. (Last one was coz the coop roost kept breaking, and I was tired of running back inside for nails)
post #18 of 283

These are hilarious!

 

...you pulled your back picking up a chicken because you felt you had to put Neosporin on a tiny cut on her leg.

post #19 of 283
Oh, yeah. Forgot one.

....If the only time your blow dryer was ever used was on a chicken.
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Have five kids and more pictures of chickens on the phone than kids.... :-D
You mean recording the actions of chooks are NOT what cameras are for??
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