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post #171 of 260
*ears prick up*

*eyes darken*

*growls viciously*

*calls pack of vicious greyhound/pitbull hybrids*

SIC EM POOCHIES!!!!!!!!! rant.gif

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

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I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

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post #172 of 260
Thread Starter 
*Eyes darken in defiance.*
*Throws open basement door*
*Pack of wolf×coyote charge out*
*Collide with the pit lurchers*
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
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"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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post #173 of 260
Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Eyes darken in defiance.*
*Throws open basement door*
*Pack of wolf×coyote charge out*
*Collide with the pit lurchers*

Jaeger grabs the scruff of a thick furred yote and shakes it around like a toy.
Savvy and Rio corner a coywolf and start biting its face and muzzle.
Butch circles an almost solid gray coywolf, snarling furiously.
Oh what was the other name....GRRR I FORGOT!!!!he.gif

lau.giflau.gif
Edited by PeepersMama - 3/20/17 at 9:21pm

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply
post #174 of 260
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PeepersMama View Post

Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Eyes darken in defiance.*
*Throws open basement door*
*Pack of wolf×coyote charge out*
*Collide with the pit lurchers*

Jaeger grabs the scruff of a thick furred yote and shakes it around like a toy.
Savvy and Rio corner a coywolf and start biting its face and muzzle.
Butch circles an almost solid gray coywolf, snarling furiously.
Oh what was the other name....GRRR I FORGOT!!!!he.gif

lau.giflau.gif

*Forest tears open the cheek of a lurcher, her eyes gleaming with the wild malice that only of a wolf*
*Owl spits back at Butch and swipes at his flank.*
*Mink snaps blindly as she is tossed through the air.*
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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post #175 of 260
THIS IS AWESOME!!!! LOL

Reed sits by, confused as to whether he should fight for his mate or his pack.

Butch springs into the air, almost cat like, and lands on Owl with all four feet, effectively flattening her.

Benji roars and rams Forest into a wall.

Jaeger howls with laughter and rolls around as Mink goes flying.

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply
post #176 of 260
Thread Starter 
*Midnight appears out of nowhere and begins flinging dogs aside like squirrels.*
*Mink lands in the dirt, her muzzle smeared with spraying mud.*
*Forest, vaguely flattened, whirls around, seizes Benji's scruff, and flings him into a random pond, sputtering with laughter*
*Ash pads over to Reed and watches the war with amusement, wondering what a wolf×coyote×dog would do in such a stereotypical skirmish.*
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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post #177 of 260
Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Midnight appears out of nowhere and begins flinging dogs aside like squirrels.*
*Mink lands in the dirt, her muzzle smeared with spraying mud.*
*Forest, vaguely flattened, whirls around, seizes Benji's scruff, and flings him into a random pond, sputtering with laughter*
*Ash pads over to Reed and watches the war with amusement, wondering what a wolf×coyote×dog would do in such a stereotypical skirmish.*

Every dog I have ever dreamed of breeding appears and divebombs midnight, jaws slavering with foam and blood.

Benji slinks up out of the pond, letting just his eyes break the surface

Then his head,

Then his jaws (which are wide open),

Then his shoulders, and legs, and he looks like a shark tongue.png you catch my drift

Dude,this is so much fun lau.gif

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply
post #178 of 260
Thread Starter 
*Salt (SPOILER: CALAMITYPUP) trots out of the woods, beaming stupidly, and walks right up to Burch.*
*Owl kicks Butch off of her, and throws him at Salt.*
*Forest laughs harder and falls on her back, flailing with uncontrollable hilarity of Benji's horrendous appearance.*
*Midnight shakes her pelt, flinging dogs and counties off of her like nettling flies.*
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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post #179 of 260
Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Salt (SPOILER: CALAMITYPUP) trots out of the woods, beaming stupidly, and walks right up to Burch.*
*Owl kicks Butch off of her, and throws him at Salt.*
*Forest laughs harder and falls on her back, flailing with uncontrollable hilarity of Benji's horrendous appearance.*
*Midnight shakes her pelt, flinging dogs and counties off of her like nettling flies.*

th.gif *WHAT IS THE BIG EYES EMOJI THING ON MOBILE?!???*
NO WAY.

Benji smiles evilly, and slowly stalks forward, lowering his head but keeping his face freakishly blank.

Butch flies at Salt like a missile and runs his nose into her.

Random mostly bloodhound dog grabs Midnight's tail and breaks it.
Edited by PeepersMama - 3/20/17 at 9:53pm

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply
post #180 of 260
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by PeepersMama View Post

Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Salt (SPOILER: CALAMITYPUP) trots out of the woods, beaming stupidly, and walks right up to Burch.*
*Owl kicks Butch off of her, and throws him at Salt.*
*Forest laughs harder and falls on her back, flailing with uncontrollable hilarity of Benji's horrendous appearance.*
*Midnight shakes her pelt, flinging dogs and counties off of her like nettling flies.*

th.gif *WHAT IS THE BIG EYES EMOJI THING ON MOBILE?!???*
NO WAY.

Benji smiles evilly, and slowly stalks forward, lowering his head but keeping his face freakishly blank.

Butch flies at Salt like a missile and runs his nose into her.

Random mostly bloodhound dog grabs Midnight's tail and breaks it.
*Forest keep laughing.*
*Owl walks away nonchalantly and randomly decides to break a random lurcher's spine, her eyes gleaming with malevolent pleasure.*
*Mink gets up out of the dirt and stalks up to Jaeger, grimacing face running with blood and dirt, ramming him effectively into the dirt and pummeling his face with relentless paws.*
*Salt daintily skips aside as Butch charges at her. "Missed me!"*
*Midnight explodes in an incanine roar and instantaneously rips her attacker apart.*
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
Reply
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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