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*Forest keep laughing.*
*Owl walks away nonchalantly and randomly decides to break a random lurcher's spine, her eyes gleaming with malevolent pleasure.*
*Mink gets up out of the dirt and stalks up to Jaeger, grimacing face running with blood and dirt, ramming him effectively into the dirt and pummeling his face with relentless paws.*
*Salt daintily skips aside as Butch charges at her. "Missed me!"*
*Midnight explodes in an incanine roar and instantaneously rips her attacker apart.*

Should we stop now or later? lau.gif

Or should we make this a legit rp..... Naaaaaaaaa.....

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

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I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

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post #182 of 260
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Originally Posted by PeepersMama View Post

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Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Forest keep laughing.*
*Owl walks away nonchalantly and randomly decides to break a random lurcher's spine, her eyes gleaming with malevolent pleasure.*
*Mink gets up out of the dirt and stalks up to Jaeger, grimacing face running with blood and dirt, ramming him effectively into the dirt and pummeling his face with relentless paws.*
*Salt daintily skips aside as Butch charges at her. "Missed me!"*
*Midnight explodes in an incanine roar and instantaneously rips her attacker apart.*

Should we stop now or later? lau.gif

Or should we make this a legit rp..... Naaaaaaaaa.....
Keep going!!!
And I really don't think a continual war of coyotes VS dogs would be an appealing RP...
But it's hilarious for us. lau.gif
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
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"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
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post #183 of 260
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Keep going!!!
And I really don't think a continual war of coyotes VS dogs would be an appealing RP...
But it's hilarious for us. lau.gif

XD it is.

The random dog flies back and lands on a tree.

The random lurched dies tongue.png

Jaeger desperately shields his face with his lithe legs, trying to shove Mink off him.

"HEATSEEKER!!!" Butch howls, and whips around and starts chasing Salt.

I just realized how that could be 'taken'...... lau.giflau.gif I am so funny tongue.pnggig.gif

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply
post #184 of 260
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Originally Posted by PeepersMama View Post

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Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

Keep going!!!
And I really don't think a continual war of coyotes VS dogs would be an appealing RP...
But it's hilarious for us. lau.gif

XD it is.

The random dog flies back and lands on a tree.

The random lurcher dies tongue.png

Jaeger desperately shields his face with his lithe legs, trying to shove Mink off him.

"HEATSEEKER!!!" Butch howls, and whips around and starts chasing Salt.

I just realized how that could be 'taken'...... lau.giflau.gif I am so funny tongue.pnggig.gif

*Midnight neatly rips the entire pelt off of a coyote in her own pack.*
*(Took me about 5 seconds to comprehend another way that could've been taken. lau.gif) Salt lunges into a teasing sprint, still not having yet been able to comprehend that Burch sought to kill her.*
*Mink keep punching Jaeger.*
*Owl abruptly squeals in unsurpassed terror as a butterfly descends on her head and she flies into the lake.*
Edited by HeavensHens88 - 3/20/17 at 10:36pm
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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post #185 of 260
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*Midnight neatly rips the entire pelt off of a coyote in her own pack.*
*(Took me about 5 seconds to comprehend another way that could've been taken. lau.gif) Salt lunges into a teasing sprint, still not having yet been able to comprehend that Burch sought to kill her.*
*Mink keep punching Jaeger.*
*Owl abruptly squeals in unsurpassed terror as a butterfly descends on her head and she flies into the lake.*

Benji pauses briefly, eh decodes to attack a dog besides the huge black she wolf.

Butch's tail lights on fire and propels him after Mink.

Jaeger exploded (literally)

Savvy grins with a cold pleasure at Owls random outburst of fear, an starts rolling around laughing.

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply
post #186 of 260
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Originally Posted by PeepersMama View Post

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*Midnight neatly rips the entire pelt off of a coyote in her own pack.*
*(Took me about 5 seconds to comprehend another way that could've been taken. lau.gif) Salt lunges into a teasing sprint, still not having yet been able to comprehend that Burch sought to kill her.*
*Mink keep punching Jaeger.*
*Owl abruptly squeals in unsurpassed terror as a butterfly descends on her head and she flies into the lake.*

Benji pauses briefly, eh decodes to attack a dog besides the huge black she wolf.

Butch's tail lights on fire and propels him after Mink.

Jaeger exploded (literally)

Savvy grins with a cold pleasure at Owls random outburst of fear, an starts rolling around laughing.

*Mink looks at the obliterated ash she was now pummeling, neatly licked off her paws, and threw herself at Savvy. (That could 've taken a different way too. lau.gif )*
*Salt whirls around, entranced by Butch's flaming tail. "Ooooh! FIWEEEERRR!!!"*
*Midnight begins shooting lazers out of her claws, now neatly just servering her victims in half.*
*Forest continues laughing to break the record.*
*Owl floats up on a giant snapping turtle in the lake.*
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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post #187 of 260
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*Mink looks at the obliterated ash she was now pummeling, neatly licked off her paws, and threw herself at Savvy. (That could 've taken a different way too. lau.gif )*
*Salt whirls around, entranced by Butch's flaming tail. "Ooooh! FIWEEEERRR!!!"*
*Midnight begins shooting lazers out of her
, now neatly just servering her victims in half.*
*Forest continues laughing to break the record.*
*Owl floats up on a giant snapping turtle in the lake.*

Butch skids to a halt and starts running from Salt XD

Jaeger shows up in front of Mink, his figure a translucent shade of turquoise (yes, star wars force-ghost XDXDXD)

Rio and Benji stand up on their hind legs and draw a matching pair of silver light sabers, deflecting Midnights laser blasts with ease.

Savvy walks through Jaeger's ghost. " always wanted to do that" she says, before springing over Mink to face her other side.

This is becoming the McDonalds thread - hit.giflau.gifgig.gifhit.gif

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply
post #188 of 260
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PeepersMama View Post

Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Mink looks at the obliterated ash she was now pummeling, neatly licked off her paws, and threw herself at Savvy. (That could 've taken a different way too. lau.gif )*
*Salt whirls around, entranced by Butch's flaming tail. "Ooooh! FIWEEEERRR!!!"*
*Midnight begins shooting lazers out of her
, now neatly just servering her victims in half.*
*Forest continues laughing to break the record.*
*Owl floats up on a giant snapping turtle in the lake.*

Butch skids to a halt and starts running from Salt XD

Jaeger shows up in front of Mink, his figure a translucent shade of turquoise (yes, star wars force-ghost XDXDXD)

Rio and Benji stand up on their hind legs and draw a matching pair of silver light sabers, deflecting Midnights laser blasts with ease.

Savvy walks through Jaeger's ghost. " always wanted to do that" she says, before springing over Mink to face her other side.

This is becoming the McDonalds thread - hit.giflau.gifgig.gifhit.gif
*Mink sprouts fifteen tails and looks at them in disappointment. "Seriously?!?!"*
*Owl grows butterfly wings and antennae, sparking with the voltage of an electric fence.*
*Salt bolts after Butch gleefully, blissfully aware that her whiskers were on fire.*
*Forest somehow conjures up a samurai sword in her paw and promptly does a faceplant.*
*Midnight shoots the lazers from her claws even faster. Her orange eyes burn red and they turn into lazer beamers as well.*
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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post #189 of 260
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Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Mink sprouts fifteen tails and looks at them in disappointment. "Seriously?!?!"*
*Owl grows butterfly wings and antennae, sparking with the voltage of an electric fence.*
*Salt bolts after Butch gleefully, blissfully aware that her whiskers were on fire.*
*Forest somehow conjures up a samurai sword in her paw and promptly does a faceplant.*
*Midnight shoots the lazers from her claws even faster. Her orange eyes burn red and they turn into lazer beamers as well.*

Butch slams on the brakdes and stares at Mink, then runs for his life.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF PEEP

WHAT WAS THE OTHER BLASTED NAME I HAD PLANNED?!?!?!? he.gifhe.gifhe.gif

Rio and Benji draw r lightsaber and continue deflecting the lasers.

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply

I love three things:                               

1. Jesus, my Lord and Saviour

2. My chickens (notably Peep)

And 3. Star wars (!!)

 

"People who count their chickens before they act very wisely, because

chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them acturatly!"

 

A really fun website:

http://patorjk.com/software/taag/#p=testall&h=1&v=2&c=bash&f=Crawford2...

Reply
post #190 of 260
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PeepersMama View Post

Quote:
Originally Posted by HeavensHens88 View Post

*Mink sprouts fifteen tails and looks at them in disappointment. "Seriously?!?!"*
*Owl grows butterfly wings and antennae, sparking with the voltage of an electric fence.*
*Salt bolts after Butch gleefully, blissfully aware that her whiskers were on fire.*
*Forest somehow conjures up a samurai sword in her paw and promptly does a faceplant.*
*Midnight shoots the lazers from her claws even faster. Her orange eyes burn red and they turn into lazer beamers as well.*

Butch slams on the brakdes and stares at Mink, then runs for his life.

OH FOR THE LOVE OF PEEP

WHAT WAS THE OTHER BLASTED NAME I HAD PLANNED?!?!?!? he.gifhe.gifhe.gif

Rio and Benji draw r lightsaber and continue deflecting the lasers.

*Salt starts eating the smoke her face is emitting*
*Forest attempts to stand up and merely crashes back down with the sword*
*Owl nosedives into the grass as her newfound wings decide to tense up*
*Midnight, now just completely enraged, flings herself at Benji, hurling lazers like hail.*
*Mink attempts to gnaw off one of her tails and it smacks her muzzle.*
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
Reply
"Perfection is an obscured viewpoint. Imperfections make us human."~ HeavensHens88
Even the wolves give their milk to feed their pups. But the people are cruel to both their own and the beasts; they have become like ostriches in the desert.~ Lamentations 4:3
My New Chat Thread- All Welcome!:
http://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1155738/heavenshens88s-chat-thread#post_18128105
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