Ha! I'm sure it will be delicious! Thank you for all your help, you are not awkward at all. You will have to come back and visit again when you have more time, and when you can sit by the masonry heater while it cranks out the heat!
Meanwhile, we cleaned the coop! I, of course, wanted to procrastinate for a day, but Jack said we should just go for it. I suggested after lunch, so the girls could lay their eggs (another attempt to procrastinate), but while I was at Tractor Supply buying shavings, DH had most of it shoveled out.
This was the best cleaning ever (I did it alone last time). We pulled everything out of there, shoveled, swept, and then DH brought in his compressor and we blew compressed air into all the nooks and crannies. The amount of dust was astounding! Then we vacuumed and sprayed everything with that horse spray. Now they have fresh food and water, and very fluffy, clean shavings everywhere. They better not dare to defecate anywhere!
Oh, and watching SCG catch a rooster is like watching a fine ballet. . I'm going to have to practice!