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HENPECKED HUSBANDS


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1. He wears the pants in the house under his apron.

2. He has two chances of winning an argument with her, slim and none.

3. She leads a double life hers and his.

4. He comes right out and says what she tells him to think.

5. She does not have to raise the roof, all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.

6. The only time he opens his mouth is to ask her for the apron and the vacuum cleaner.

7. He always has the last word he says, I apologize.

8. She snaps are you a man or a mouse squeak up.

9. He was a man about town, she has turned him into a mouse around the house.

10. The last big decision she let him make was whether to wash or to dry.

11. She tames to be pleased.

12. He put a ring on her finger and she put one through his nose.

13. He cant even open his mouth to yawn, she complains he is causing a draft.

14. He was a dude before marriage now he is subdued.

15. He married her for her looks, but not the kind hes getting now.

16. He even has to ask permission to ask permission.

17. She lost her thumb in an accident and sued for $100,000,
because it was the thumb she had him under.

18. She even complains about the noise he makes, when he is fixing his own breakfast.

19. He worships the ground she gives him the run around on.

20. He goes to a woman dentist its a relief to be told to open his mouth instead of to shut it.

21. When he is late for dinner he gets two kinds of meat,
hot tongue & cold shoulder.

22. He should have been warned, when he carried her over the threshold after they were married,
that she couldnt wait to put her foot down.

23. Every once in awhile she comes to him on her bended knees.
She dares him to come out from under the bed.

24. He has to hold his pay envelope up to the light,
to see if he got a raise.

25. She wants to go to the seashore, claiming that mountain air disagrees with her.
He cant see how it would dare.

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Originally Posted by mjdtexan 

15. He married her for her looks, but not the kind hes getting now.

25. She wants to go to the seashore, claiming that mountain air disagrees with her.
He cant see how it would dare.


I like these two.

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I like all of them.......... it's the natural order of things ..... lollol

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By three methods we may learn Wisdom.. By Reflection, which is the noblest; by Imitation which is the easiest; and Experience which is the bitterest......
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5. She does not have to raise the roof, all she has to do is raise an eyebrow.

That is about the only one that is true in our house.  I wonder how couples stay married when one pushes the other around.  lol

Craptastic.
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HENPECKED HUSBANDS


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25. She wants to go to the seashore, claiming that mountain air disagrees with her.
He cant see how it would dare.


lol!

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sister to a five year old brother, 12 year old sister, and an 19 year old brother, but no more chickens, the neighbors thought they would get bird flu from them, so they are all in the freezer.
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I wonder how couples stay married when one pushes the other around.  lol


I agree completely, if I were that way my DH wouldn't put up with it and I couldn't have married him if he would!!

Citygirl loving country living with DH and my 3 children!  It's our own little "farm" on 2acres in Eastern Nebraska.  1 quarter horses-Skipper, Jack our Black Lab, Lucy grey farm cat,4 kittens, 3 Khaki Campbell ducks & a pair of Sebbies!
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Citygirl loving country living with DH and my 3 children!  It's our own little "farm" on 2acres in Eastern Nebraska.  1 quarter horses-Skipper, Jack our Black Lab, Lucy grey farm cat,4 kittens, 3 Khaki Campbell ducks & a pair of Sebbies!
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Originally Posted by debiraymond 

I wonder how couples stay married when one pushes the other around.  lol


I agree completely, if I were that way my DH wouldn't put up with it and I couldn't have married him if he would!!


Yeah, mine too.   He'd hit the highway if I were to change from being the mild-mannered, agreeable, wonderful human being that I most obviously am.    (hah.)

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yuckyuck  It's probably good to remind them of that once in a while!!  big_smile

Citygirl loving country living with DH and my 3 children!  It's our own little "farm" on 2acres in Eastern Nebraska.  1 quarter horses-Skipper, Jack our Black Lab, Lucy grey farm cat,4 kittens, 3 Khaki Campbell ducks & a pair of Sebbies!
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Citygirl loving country living with DH and my 3 children!  It's our own little "farm" on 2acres in Eastern Nebraska.  1 quarter horses-Skipper, Jack our Black Lab, Lucy grey farm cat,4 kittens, 3 Khaki Campbell ducks & a pair of Sebbies!
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Originally Posted by Buff Hooligans 
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Originally Posted by toletiquesbysam 
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Originally Posted by debiraymond 

I wonder how couples stay married when one pushes the other around.  lol


I agree completely, if I were that way my DH wouldn't put up with it and I couldn't have married him if he would!!


Yeah, mine too.   He'd hit the highway if I were to change from being the mild-mannered, agreeable, wonderful human being that I most obviously am.    (hah.)


We need to start a club. . .I can just see me telling my DH what to do and when to do it.  I always wondered how those women did it!!!!
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All I want is for someone to put their arms around me, kiss my forehead and tell me everything is going to be alright.

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Personally I think any woman who says they do those thing sto their husbands are liars.  lol  Dishes?  Not in a million years would Ken enter the kitchen except for a beer. 

8. She snaps are you a man or a mouse squeak up.

I'd be a very lonely woman if I spoke to Ken like that.

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