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post #11 of 2495

lol These are awesome!

People ask me all the time if we actually eat the eggs my chicken lays. Like she is laying some foreign object not fit for human consumption.

After a friend found out we butchered 3 of our roos, he sincerely asked what they tasted like. Um, they taste like chicken!!!

Country girl in the city.
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Country girl in the city.
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post #12 of 2495
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Originally Posted by teacher 

This one I hear all the time from people looking to buy their FIRST horse (pony, mule, equine generally)
"Oh no, we aren't interested in test riding that older one-we want something young so it can grow up with our child....they'll bond better"
and I get this alot from co-workers:
"Oh that's gross-I don't want those nasty eggs of yours-they came out of a chicken's butt".   The same folks do buy eggs from the store....roll


Maybe find on of those educational films about a egg laying farm/facility and show that to them. That should change their minds.

post #13 of 2495

Q: didnt you go hunting yesterday
A: Yep
Q: well did you  catch any

tongue so so silly smile

My name is Josh.  I have some GLW, Columbian Wyandottes, and Black                     Austrolorps.  I'm pretty much obsessed with my birdies.
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My name is Josh.  I have some GLW, Columbian Wyandottes, and Black                     Austrolorps.  I'm pretty much obsessed with my birdies.
                                chicken_rancher@operamail.com
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post #14 of 2495

Just a couple of days ago, I was talking to me service guy and said something about eating good gizzards. http://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/21259_ready-to-eat-19.gif 
He thought I was crazy eating "Butt Balls". http://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/21259_stupid.gif
I had to explain to him what and where the gizzard is! He had no idea. th

Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told
Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right
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Morality is doing what is right no matter what you are told
Religion is doing what you are told no matter what is right
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post #15 of 2495
Thread Starter 

Teacher, I feel your pain...
People say they won't buy my eggs for the same reason.
Also, the whole horse thing is why I don't read horse books anymore (besides black beauty, misty of chincoteague, and the like) Horses are horses. They are not spiritual angels from heaven.

It's official....I have too many animals to fit in 400 characters...and there's more on the way!
Careful, or you'll end  up on my pointy stick!
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It's official....I have too many animals to fit in 400 characters...and there's more on the way!
Careful, or you'll end  up on my pointy stick!
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post #16 of 2495
Thread Starter 

digginchicks,I don't get it...
oh wait, I think I do...wait, no. Explain to a poor stupid person?

It's official....I have too many animals to fit in 400 characters...and there's more on the way!
Careful, or you'll end  up on my pointy stick!
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It's official....I have too many animals to fit in 400 characters...and there's more on the way!
Careful, or you'll end  up on my pointy stick!
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post #17 of 2495
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Originally Posted by sparkles2307 

"Dirt road?  People can live on dirt roads?"


No. Here's your sign.

post #18 of 2495
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Originally Posted by FrizzleFreak 

digginchicks,I don't get it...
oh wait, I think I do...wait, no. Explain to a poor stupid person?


catch any is fishing.. hunting you shoot things wink

Fourth generation poultry breeder focusing on Kraienköppe- the breed that won my heart and replaced all others on my farm.
http://www.freewebs.com/dtsfowl/

 

Interested in poultry showing? Live in Mississippi or a nearby state? Check out the Mississippi Poultry Show Club

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Fourth generation poultry breeder focusing on Kraienköppe- the breed that won my heart and replaced all others on my farm.
http://www.freewebs.com/dtsfowl/

 

Interested in poultry showing? Live in Mississippi or a nearby state? Check out the Mississippi Poultry Show Club

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post #19 of 2495

My family came for a visit from Hawaii.  One of my teenage cousins was petting the donkeys and asked if their tails really came off.  She was serious!

post #20 of 2495
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Originally Posted by digginchicks 

Q: didnt you go hunting yesterday
A: Yep
Q: well did you  catch any

tongue so so silly smile


I usually tell them that I almost cought one but I stumbeled on a stick lol

Started with 5 now I have 28 my wife is gonna kill me when she gets home
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Started with 5 now I have 28 my wife is gonna kill me when she gets home
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