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i was having to explain this just today to two 80+ year old people from the midwest. You would think they would have some idea....

 

 I have met tokers that didnt know .....or maybe they forgot ;)

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This was not from a city slicker and that makes it worse....


Had someone that kept insisting they were a chicken expert refer to her chicks as puppies and kept saying the mother hen (using b words) had litters. Seriously!

This same person also took her chicks off medicated feed because someone told her that medicated feed was bad for them and to feed chicks day old and higher scratch only because they are chickens and chickens only need scratch.

Facepalm!!
post #2493 of 2497

oh wowsers thats so strange. must have came from a dog breeding family maybe? that would be hard to listen to

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Originally Posted by JennsPeeps View Post
 

"Is the color of the eggs from what they eat?"

(asked of my today by a co-worker)

good guess. Better than "Is the color of eggs determined by how healthy they are?"

I am a Christian   

Are your chickens not understanding the concept of nestboxes?

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I am a Christian   

Are your chickens not understanding the concept of nestboxes?

Owner of three hens--Sophia, Elanor, and Marianne, and a roo, Colonel Brandon

Member of the Chatterbox Chooks Club! Come and chat with us!

Bisquick, Buttermilk, Snap and Junior's chat thread is turning TWO on August 17th. Come join us at any time of day that day for a second birthday party! New members welcome!

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Originally Posted by oldrooster View Post




My county's zoneing is such I am amazed nearly all chicken owners are out of compliance, I found out last week one must have a FENCED yard and you must not have more than 10 chickens per acre, yep 10 PER ACRE......







 



What? Your county is run by the committee against pasture rotation?


 


No just simply people with smaller brains than a chicken brain....

Hello there!

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Hello there!

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I don't know.  I didn't save the article and now I wish I had.  There was an article with a picture posted on AOL just before Easter.  These sheep were in bright hues of green, blue, and other colors and the article said the sheepman did this every year for fun. I think it was a vegetable dye that washed out.

A photoshopped image:

 

http://imgur.com/gallery/QCqfkS7

 

The actual Bathgate sheep in question:

 

http://imgur.com/kpeq5JR

It might be *spelled* jib, jigger, and Jeep - but it's pronounced yib, yigger, and Yeep.

 

Scientists have determined that most dinosaurs had feathers lying feather tracts. Imagine a time traveler going back and discoring that Tyrannosaurs Rex looked like a very large Silkie.

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It might be *spelled* jib, jigger, and Jeep - but it's pronounced yib, yigger, and Yeep.

 

Scientists have determined that most dinosaurs had feathers lying feather tracts. Imagine a time traveler going back and discoring that Tyrannosaurs Rex looked like a very large Silkie.

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A friend made sure to tell me about the danger of contracting salmonella from handling my chickens, recently. When she heard that I tuck them in each night and regularly SIT with them, she was amazed. She felt that I needed to know that the story on the news stated that kissing chickens on the beak was one direct cause of that disease..and probably others. I do pet and kiss my feathered kids goodnight, but on the beak? Not hardly. I just laughed to myself at how she'd react knowing how many times I've been pooped on, lol!
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