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My friend from Bali, (not a city slicker but not from my little bit of the world) and I tree planted together. One day he came off the logging block holding a big sparkly blue rock he looked at our foreman and said
"Look I found a treasure!"
The foreman replied " you idiot that's not a treasure, its a salt lick"
smile.png poor guy.
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One more
Tree planting out on the block a mountain goat bounds by
A "city" girl sees this and yells
" a polar bear! A polar bear!!"
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There is nothing on my reply but a big b link , imbed icon and an @ at thebottom is a trash can preview and blue reply button that's it there's no tool box at the top and no smiley face anywhere

 

What browser and operating system are you using?

It might be *spelled* jib, jigger, and Jeep - but it's pronounced yib, yigger, and Yeep.

 

Scientists have determined that most dinosaurs had feathers lying feather tracts. Imagine a time traveler going back and discoring that Tyrannosaurs Rex looked like a very large Silkie.

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It might be *spelled* jib, jigger, and Jeep - but it's pronounced yib, yigger, and Yeep.

 

Scientists have determined that most dinosaurs had feathers lying feather tracts. Imagine a time traveler going back and discoring that Tyrannosaurs Rex looked like a very large Silkie.

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I have internet service on my phone which os a samsung3 I am on tmobile
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I have internet service on my phone which os a samsung3 I am on tmobile

 

Sorry. Don't know anything about that.

It might be *spelled* jib, jigger, and Jeep - but it's pronounced yib, yigger, and Yeep.

 

Scientists have determined that most dinosaurs had feathers lying feather tracts. Imagine a time traveler going back and discoring that Tyrannosaurs Rex looked like a very large Silkie.

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It might be *spelled* jib, jigger, and Jeep - but it's pronounced yib, yigger, and Yeep.

 

Scientists have determined that most dinosaurs had feathers lying feather tracts. Imagine a time traveler going back and discoring that Tyrannosaurs Rex looked like a very large Silkie.

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There is nothing on my reply but a big b link , imbed icon and an @ at thebottom is a trash can preview and blue reply button that's it there's no tool box at the top and no smiley face anywhere
If your on the mobile version there is no menu for smilies, you have to know how to type them, or run the desktop version on you phone... there are buttons at the very bottom of the page in grey(mobile version of BYC) "mobile" and "desktop" to choose from. idunno.gifsmile.png
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Wthank you hennible for your infomation
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When I was in seventh grade I was in a homeschool co-op. One of my classes was animal science and anatomy. So one girl in my class brought in an egg she found at a lake. She said she was trying to hatch it. I asked if she had an incubator, and she said, "What's that? I keep in in a basket with a blanket over it." Umm, I'm pretty sure that egg didn't hatch! And in the same class we were talking about what an animal needs to be classified as a bird (feathers, a beak, warm blooded, wings, ect.) and one boy said, "Wait, chickens don't have wings, so what are they?" To with his friend replied, "They're mammals, duh!" "Really?" "Well they have fur, don't they?"

And let's not forget my cousins boy friend, who saw that my hen was molting, and asked if I has SHAVED her! And what's worse, my cousin looked just as dumb-founded!

I guess that's what I get for having chickens in Florida...
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When I was in seventh grade I was in a homeschool co-op. One of my classes was animal science and anatomy. So one girl in my class brought in an egg she found at a lake. She said she was trying to hatch it. I asked if she had an incubator, and she said, "What's that? I keep in in a basket with a blanket over it." Umm, I'm pretty sure that egg didn't hatch! And in the same class we were talking about what an animal needs to be classified as a bird (feathers, a beak, warm blooded, wings, ect.) and one boy said, "Wait, chickens don't have wings, so what are they?" To with his friend replied, "They're mammals, duh!" "Really?" "Well they have fur, don't they?"

And let's not forget my cousins boy friend, who saw that my hen was molting, and asked if I has SHAVED her! And what's worse, my cousin looked just as dumb-founded!

I guess that's what I get for having chickens in Florida...


Maybe the kid who thought chickens were mammals had seen a Silkie? ;)

It might be *spelled* jib, jigger, and Jeep - but it's pronounced yib, yigger, and Yeep.

 

Scientists have determined that most dinosaurs had feathers lying feather tracts. Imagine a time traveler going back and discoring that Tyrannosaurs Rex looked like a very large Silkie.

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It might be *spelled* jib, jigger, and Jeep - but it's pronounced yib, yigger, and Yeep.

 

Scientists have determined that most dinosaurs had feathers lying feather tracts. Imagine a time traveler going back and discoring that Tyrannosaurs Rex looked like a very large Silkie.

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