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post #601 of 608
I agree Rufus doesn't sound safe for chickens!
Somebody needs to tell the Forest service these guys don't exist.

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post #602 of 608

I am afraid that while people follow the forest service's advice, taking pictures and making notes,  they will end up on the menu.  I my advice is to run like crazy, especially faster than some else. 

 

Those critters eat just about anything, including old, fat bald men. 

 

Their dead bodies are not found, and I suspect that is because they eat them.  Some tribes in New Guinea do likewise.

 

Let's see what Mr. Forest Ranger does when he meets up with a bunch of bigfeet.  He will probably try to write them tickets for pooping on public property without a use permit.

post #603 of 608
Lol I thought the same thing, umm... Don't run? Take a picture?

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It may be illegal to kill a bigfoot, but what about a blobsqatch?  Most of the photos seem to be mostly blobs.

 

If the Sasquatch does finally come out of the woods, they would probably qualify for food stamps, low income housing, the Affordable Care Act coverage, WIC and a ton of other social welfare benefits. 

 

We would have to have an affirmative action program to redress the years of repression they suffered while hiding in the woods.  Doorways would have to be widened and raised to accommodate their height.  Seats on public transit will have to be adjusted to allow of their use by Sasquatches of all faiths, races and sexual orientations.

 

Kids would have to be bussed into Sasquatch intensive neighborhoods so that they can go to school with little squatches. 

 

References to "Sasquatch" and "Big Foot" will be deemed politically incorrect, and those using these terms will suffer social condemnation.

 

There will be affirmative hiring programs to ensure that the big fellow and big ladies have a fair chance at all jobs.  You may have a Sasquatch supervisor that you will have to help by doing his or her work and correcting their errors.

 

How will you deal with it when your daughter or son begin dating a squatch?  Think of how your grand kids will look.  But if they are dating gay squatches, you probably won't have that problem.

 

Will we respect squatch culture, or will we force them to wear clothes and cover up their junk?  We really need to think about this.

 

Will there be a federally funded outreach program to teach the big people how to use toilet paper and the porcelain throne?

 

Will grocery stores be forced to supply squatch  related items?  Will squatch cuisine based upon berries and carrion become all the rage?

 

Will the FCC require broadcasters to air programs of howls and tree knocking?

 

Integrating the Sasquatch will be a real challenge to our society.  Think about it.  Maybe the big fellow is smart enough to just stay in the woods.

post #606 of 608

Still no sightings of the big people.  Maybe as the weather warms up, people may report seeing them.  Keep your eyes peeled and a lock on your hen house.

post #607 of 608

Well, there are a couple of interesting videos posted on Youtube.  The first one was a ten year old native Canadian kid that took pictures of a bigfoot with his I Pad.  His name is Kevin Goodrain.  I think this is the most authentic report I have seen.

 

There is also a video of a garden raiding bigfoot from New Mexico.  He did a real job on a water melon patch.  The photos are long distance and not very informative.

 

Look them up and judge for yourself.

post #608 of 608
Interesting, I like the kids picture. Sure had a hairy face. Thanks for sharing.

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