Thank you all for your opinions and support. Honestly, I'm so sad to see the truck in this state, but I'm hoping the insurance declares it totaled. I won't say which illegal substance it was here, because I don't remember the forum rules on that kind of content, but the stuff the kid was on when the cops got him is very bad stuff. Like, the kind that you have to strip the interior of a house and redo it if the substance is found in there. Gives me the willies.
Birdman, which parrot went broody? That's actually kind of cool, though in a not fun way. I kind of feel for you. At least two of my pullets are throwing teen tantrums. I'd call it PMS if I didn't know better, lol. They're 19 weeks old, so I hope that's a promising sign. And I hope they clam down. Yeesh!
Edit: Raaaa, I keep forgetting to answer this! I think the kid IS 18 or older - we found a document in the truck where he is claiming unemployment from another state.