A.. I'm always here to help you out....LOL And Celtic Fling after orange juice was probably indeed not the best plan! As to the log pieces I need, I'm going to use a piece of wood as my cake plate, so it needs to be like 18 inches across/around? And prolly what 2-3 inches thick? And then one of a smaller diameter, but about 6-9 inches tall...big enough around to hold up the piece on top of it and a 3 tier cake.
OKay. Ole Chaddy boy will get on it.