I should have this tattoo put on my forehead, then maybe people would expect different.
Took my daughter to breakfast this morning, and as I was ordering she said "now i remember why i do not go out to eat with you, It is impossible for you to order anything normal "\
My meal was 2 soft cooked eggs laid directly onto a piece of scrapple and lightly seasoned with paprika, wheat toast on the side and coffee with a small orange juice.......what is so wrong with that.....
My fiancee laughs at me. I order 2 sunnyside up eggs and corned beef hash, well done. I then proceed to only eat the white of the eggs, can't touch the yolk till the white is gone (and I'm surgical about it) THEN I eat the yolk by dipping my toast in it.