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post #421 of 452
1/5/12 at 5:50pm

It used to be an hour before company was due to show up, now it's three days.  Same thing for dressing up for a
big party.    Cleaning hint:  Open all your doors and fire up the leaf blower.

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post #422 of 452
1/5/12 at 7:04pm

When you can lay on the floor and make dust angels in the carpet.roll

Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

YB Normal?

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Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

YB Normal?

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post #423 of 452
1/5/12 at 7:47pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD4570 

When you can lay on the floor and make dust angels in the carpet.roll


Amended to read "dust angels on the hardwood."

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post #424 of 452
1/5/12 at 8:17pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by SallyF 
Quote:
Originally Posted by JD4570 

When you can lay on the floor and make dust angels in the carpet.roll


Amended to read "dust angels on the hardwood."


yuckyuck

Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

YB Normal?

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Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

YB Normal?

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post #425 of 452
1/8/12 at 4:28pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by kipepeo 

when every time you turn on the celling fan about 5 pounds of dust comes of.


The solution: Never turn the fans off wink

yeah but how does all that uck stick to it when it is still going  roll


When you go to turn on the ceiling fan and it won't move cuz it's clogged with dust.


Believe it or not, I have a friend who cleaned houses and quit one job because the Lawyer , a woman, was such a slob. 

answer:   When the cleaning lady quits.


Edited by rancher hicks - 1/8/12 at 4:30pm

I'm not old, I'm Vintage.

 

A friend loveth at all times - Prov 17:17   

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I'm not old, I'm Vintage.

 

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post #426 of 452
1/8/12 at 4:34pm

when the proper tools for the job include
Steel blade scrapers
A grinder
A shovel
Hardhats
Goggles
A wheelbarrow
A pickup truck
Napalm

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post #427 of 452
1/8/12 at 5:41pm

lau  yuckyuck  lau

Loving Life with 36 chickens(adding more this spring), 4 dogs, 4 fish/snails, 1 gecko, 2 amazing children and one very patient loving hubby!

 

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Loving Life with 36 chickens(adding more this spring), 4 dogs, 4 fish/snails, 1 gecko, 2 amazing children and one very patient loving hubby!

 

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post #428 of 452
1/8/12 at 6:17pm

The dog goes outside to shake.

The dog rolls on your carpet, with a look of blissful happiness, on his face.

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Ask your doctor if taking medical advice from the TV is right for you.
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post #429 of 452
1/8/12 at 6:36pm

When you ask the cleaning lady what is she going to do first. She replies " get  5 gal. of gas and a match!' .

Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

YB Normal?

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Three days slow... that's the problem... three days slow.

YB Normal?

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post #430 of 452
1/8/12 at 7:58pm

You have to hop from floor patch to tiny floor patch so you don't step on anything

You have a floordrobe instead of a wardrobe

Keep your head, heels, and standards high.

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Keep your head, heels, and standards high.

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