You know you're "country" (and a little crazy) when your husband's pants keep losing buttons, but instead of buying new pants, he searches for a belt. Mind you, he's not just "country": he's also "frugal." Anyway, he doesn't find a belt...probably tossed those ratty old things years ago. Does he buy a belt??? NOOOOOO! Instead, he "borrows" one of your nylon rope ties from the electrified chicken netting and ties it around his waist. ;-)
