I sometimes keep my cell phone in my hoodie pocket (you know, the ones that go across the front around your stomach area?), especially when I'm expecting calls / texts. Most of the time it's in my back pocket on my jeans, so I forgot this one day I had it in my hoodie pocket. Well, I collected the eggs and put them in my hoodie pocket as well. Forgetting I had either of those in my pocket, I bent over to check on a broody roo(yeah. haha.), and I hear CRRRRACK! Two eggs got smooshed all over my phone, and the inside of my hoodie pocket was nice and wet, cold, and of course STICKY! Took three washes to get all the egg out of it.
