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Funny chicken/egg joke!

post #1 of 9
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This is one of my favorites of all time, and I figured this would be an appreciative audience.

So, a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together. The chicken's got a big, satisfied grin on his face, and he's lying there smoking a cigarette. The egg, on the other hand, doesn't look so happy. Her little brow is furrowed and she has a frustrated frown. She looks at the chicken and grumbles, "Well, I guess we answered that question!"

Have a great night!

Leah

Mom of one awesome 4-year old son and 4 hens. One barred rock, one white rock, one red star, one black star. All hatched between 9/22/09 and 10/20/09 (not the son, just the chickens).
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Mom of one awesome 4-year old son and 4 hens. One barred rock, one white rock, one red star, one black star. All hatched between 9/22/09 and 10/20/09 (not the son, just the chickens).
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post #2 of 9

Ooooh, you bad but I liked it!


...JP

2 SLWs, 2 BOs, 3 EEs, 1 Black Sex Link, Millions of honeybees, 1 Extreme Giant Tegu, 1 Tiger Salamander, 3 Pixie Frogs, (1 Dwarf Female, 1 Female Giant, 1 Male Giant) 1 Crested gecko, 1 Brook's Kingsnake, 1 Blood Python and 3 dogs

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2 SLWs, 2 BOs, 3 EEs, 1 Black Sex Link, Millions of honeybees, 1 Extreme Giant Tegu, 1 Tiger Salamander, 3 Pixie Frogs, (1 Dwarf Female, 1 Female Giant, 1 Male Giant) 1 Crested gecko, 1 Brook's Kingsnake, 1 Blood Python and 3 dogs

My Videos Can Be Viewed Here: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=JPthebeeman&aq=f
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post #3 of 9

BAHAHAHAHAHA laugiglaugiglaugiglaugiglaugig Makes me crack up after i had it explained to me XD hahahahaha

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When i leave school i want to have a second chance home just like this - they have inspired me that life is worth living!
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My hero's : http://www.gentlebarn.org/
When i leave school i want to have a second chance home just like this - they have inspired me that life is worth living!
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post #4 of 9

Hahaha!
I had to explain it to Morri lol ^
HAHAHA that is funny big_smilebig_smileclap

vegan aussie teenager
two isa brown hens, eggeltina and henrietta!
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vegan aussie teenager
two isa brown hens, eggeltina and henrietta!
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post #5 of 9

That is too funny!!!!!

laulaulaulaulaulau

Lucky husband of one wonderful homeschooling wife!!!!
Blessed father to 3 sons (19, 11 & 9) and 2 daughters (14 & 6)!!!!
Watchman, caretaker and feeder to 1 chocolate lab, 3 cats, 46 mixed chickens (RIR, BO, etc), 19 mixed baby chicks and 13 Indian Runner ducks.
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Lucky husband of one wonderful homeschooling wife!!!!
Blessed father to 3 sons (19, 11 & 9) and 2 daughters (14 & 6)!!!!
Watchman, caretaker and feeder to 1 chocolate lab, 3 cats, 46 mixed chickens (RIR, BO, etc), 19 mixed baby chicks and 13 Indian Runner ducks.
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post #6 of 9

lol

mom of 8 kids,  3 dogs,  10 cats, 11 hens, 1 goose, 1 duck  and the most loving, patient hubby, who puts up with me!!

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mom of 8 kids,  3 dogs,  10 cats, 11 hens, 1 goose, 1 duck  and the most loving, patient hubby, who puts up with me!!

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post #7 of 9

giggiggigthumbsup

Camile- Mom to Henrietta, a Barred Plymouth Rock, who is a loving, beautiful, silly, crazy, stink-eye-giving, and snake-eating hen!
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Camile- Mom to Henrietta, a Barred Plymouth Rock, who is a loving, beautiful, silly, crazy, stink-eye-giving, and snake-eating hen!
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post #8 of 9

OMG OMG OMG I LOVE IT!!!!! That was too funny! I am going to send that to everyone on my list lollolol

~~Shelli~~

Wife to Chris, Mom to Syd & Emma (10 & 5)
4 dogs (Boxer, Boston Terrier, & 2 Chihuahuas), 1 cat, 2 birds(Green Cheek Conure, & Cockatiel), Parrot fish, Chickens (1 Buff Orps,  1 SS Hamburg, 2 RIR, 4 AmberLinks) Add in the ever revolving rescue into the mix no matter how long or short their stay is with us!
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~~Shelli~~

Wife to Chris, Mom to Syd & Emma (10 & 5)
4 dogs (Boxer, Boston Terrier, & 2 Chihuahuas), 1 cat, 2 birds(Green Cheek Conure, & Cockatiel), Parrot fish, Chickens (1 Buff Orps,  1 SS Hamburg, 2 RIR, 4 AmberLinks) Add in the ever revolving rescue into the mix no matter how long or short their stay is with us!
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post #9 of 9

I had to say the question in my head a few too many times before I got that!!   hahahahahha  gig  GOOD ONE!

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