Anyone else have a totally "blonde" moment?

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beakkeeper

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No offense to all you platinums, I was one once but now it's turned more auburn, but I had a freaky blonde moment the other night. Woke up in the middle of the night with terrible congestion. Lay there in despair wondering what I could do about it. Finally got back to sleep. When I woke up the next morning, I realized that I had forgotten that one can blow one's nose. Not how to blow my nose, but the simple fact that I could blow it.

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I'm not even OLD!!!!!
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I've had way too many blonde moments lately.
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Mine are too embarressing to recount. (I am old) I just hate it.
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See what I mean - I couldn't even spell embarrass correctly!
 
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Well, more moments of mine... I couldn't figure out how to work an envelope once...

...and I read a sign with the word "labor" on it as "LAH-bor". my DB quickly asked "What does l-a-b-o-r spell?" and I responded "lah-bor,,,I mean LABOR!" ***note: this kid is 11, and he can read better than me!
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Oh yeah, after a while, it doesn't matter what color your hair is. Mine's red at the moment, but I have at least 2-3 blonde moments a day. Ironically, my DD is a true blonde, a tweenager and a drama queen. Guess who still takes the blonde crown?! I just call them brain-toots, and try to remember that I was born a brunette
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TRY A NETI POT... it works wonders too. The minute I feel a sinus infection, I go get the neti pot and shoot it up my nose... AHHH RELIEF
 

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