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post #1 of 5
2/22/08 at 9:14am
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Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?

A. Make him bark?





Q. Do female frogs croak?

A. If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

If you always do what you've always done: you will always get what you always got!
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If you always do what you've always done: you will always get what you always got!
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post #2 of 5
2/22/08 at 9:15am

LOL on the second joke

BYC. Enabling one person at a time
 

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post #3 of 5
2/27/08 at 6:32pm

Yeah, the second one was funny wink

"What?????? You mean we AREN'T in Kansas anymore??????"

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"What?????? You mean we AREN'T in Kansas anymore??????"

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post #4 of 5
2/27/08 at 6:38pm

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Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion!
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Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion!
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post #5 of 5
2/27/08 at 7:32pm
  • d.k
  • red-headed stepchild

*I don't get the first one-- but then, I don't know any geese either.    tongue

--d.k ; East Coast, FL. 16Dec2010 -- 1 White Hen, the "Miss Perky" + 2 rowdy, rapidly growing kittens, namely"Yeti Bear", and "Sissy" (aka "Frickles").
RIP My Sweet,  Very Greatly Missed "Miss Chook";  I miss you every day, Momma's Little Girl....
and  "Miss Ginger", family dog,  friend,  protector against all threats,  whether real and imagined, for 12 years.
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--d.k ; East Coast, FL. 16Dec2010 -- 1 White Hen, the "Miss Perky" + 2 rowdy, rapidly growing kittens, namely"Yeti Bear", and "Sissy" (aka "Frickles").
RIP My Sweet,  Very Greatly Missed "Miss Chook";  I miss you every day, Momma's Little Girl....
and  "Miss Ginger", family dog,  friend,  protector against all threats,  whether real and imagined, for 12 years.
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