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Date: 2012-03-12, 6:19PM PDT
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Delicious Creamy 100% Illegal GoatMilk That Is NOT 4 Human Consumption - $1 (Im SERIOUS! Not4 human cnsumptn dammit!!)
Date: 2012-03-12, 6:19PM PDT
Reply to: 4dswm-2899084778@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have some delicious, scrumptuous goat milk. Straight outta the goat. I drink it daily and I can say that it is the BEST milk - cow, goat, or possum - I have ever had. However, I cannot drink all 10 gallons per week of it...therefore, I am forced to sell it as fodder for your livestock.
In accordance with law, I can sell or trade it to you for your use for making cosmetics (the non-swallowable kind), feeding your pets, and making the ever-popular Raw Goat Milk Paint. It's a Thing. Totally Google it. It makes a great exfoliating facial mask due to the lactic acid (do NOT get this anywhere NEAR your MOUTH though or you could be breaking federal law by accidentally swallowing it!!!!! Then what would you do????)
It's not for human consumption so you can never know that it is the creamiest most awesomest milk on the planet. However, if it has this degree of yummerification for humans (for ME - NOT you! Get your OWN goat, Dammit!), think of how much your beloved Shih Tzu (or milk possum) will enjoy it and God knows we all want the best for our pets, am I RIGHT????
Will sell for non-human consumption, as I might add again in case The Milk Police are reading this (you see - I am making a HUGE effort to make sure it is not for human consumption! I am a super awesome and law-abiding citizen!). It's in Quarts - It is $3.75/quart for fresh, $3/quart for frozen (taken out of the goat and frozen within the hour). The frozen is fine but you know how people are sometime. Sigh. Butter and cream are also possibilities. My dog? If you hide her pills in butter? She totally swallows it whole. (Actually, the very funniest (legal) use for illegal raw goat milk butter. Besides THAT. Is to throw them at your dog in little pieces. And right when they think you are throwing butter at them every time, throw them a really horrible pill or something. They gobble the pill up and then look at you - they have no idea you just gave them a Doggy Sudafed or something and not a piece of delicious, savory, creamy, divine Illegal Raw Goats Milk Butter That You Cannot Legally Eat Yourself)
I will also consider trading for things that I actually can legally eat. Like vegetables, fruits, honey, whatever. Or craft items that I am not going to use as food. Such as eggs and dead rabbits. It's for Art.
Hit me up! Milk comes in Fridays!
In accordance with law, I can sell or trade it to you for your use for making cosmetics (the non-swallowable kind), feeding your pets, and making the ever-popular Raw Goat Milk Paint. It's a Thing. Totally Google it. It makes a great exfoliating facial mask due to the lactic acid (do NOT get this anywhere NEAR your MOUTH though or you could be breaking federal law by accidentally swallowing it!!!!! Then what would you do????)
It's not for human consumption so you can never know that it is the creamiest most awesomest milk on the planet. However, if it has this degree of yummerification for humans (for ME - NOT you! Get your OWN goat, Dammit!), think of how much your beloved Shih Tzu (or milk possum) will enjoy it and God knows we all want the best for our pets, am I RIGHT????
Will sell for non-human consumption, as I might add again in case The Milk Police are reading this (you see - I am making a HUGE effort to make sure it is not for human consumption! I am a super awesome and law-abiding citizen!). It's in Quarts - It is $3.75/quart for fresh, $3/quart for frozen (taken out of the goat and frozen within the hour). The frozen is fine but you know how people are sometime. Sigh. Butter and cream are also possibilities. My dog? If you hide her pills in butter? She totally swallows it whole. (Actually, the very funniest (legal) use for illegal raw goat milk butter. Besides THAT. Is to throw them at your dog in little pieces. And right when they think you are throwing butter at them every time, throw them a really horrible pill or something. They gobble the pill up and then look at you - they have no idea you just gave them a Doggy Sudafed or something and not a piece of delicious, savory, creamy, divine Illegal Raw Goats Milk Butter That You Cannot Legally Eat Yourself)
I will also consider trading for things that I actually can legally eat. Like vegetables, fruits, honey, whatever. Or craft items that I am not going to use as food. Such as eggs and dead rabbits. It's for Art.
Hit me up! Milk comes in Fridays!
It's for Art.
No chickens right now, but between Jamison and Samson I have my hands full anyways!
Living our life in Sacramento and planning for our future. It's hard to believe it can get better than this
No chickens right now, but between Jamison and Samson I have my hands full anyways!
Living our life in Sacramento and planning for our future. It's hard to believe it can get better than this
Oh yeah, illegal goats milk, no rabbits were sacrificed! My bad.
