I don't want my dog anymore . . .

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I am banty sized. I'm 5' in sneakers. There is NO stepping over any gate when I've got Rufus and Reginald tucked in and waiting till they hatch on 9/12.

However, I will take chocolate.

Well, keeping you penned in is half the battle -- more chocolate for your "gootle" and me.
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I suppose that could be part of the appeal for Chicken Algebra's SGPGs. She may be the entrepreneur, but we should demand a kick back for staying on our respective sides of the gate, eating her share of chocolate while she's out selling the gates, and of course, for all the helpful advice she hasn't asked for.
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Nuh uh. I have teenagers to do my slave labor, I mean selling of product. I am sitting on my butt enjoying my chocolate.
 
Okay, fine. You put the chocolate in your muzzle, stand at the gate with your gootle, and have your hubby take a pic of the pair of you.
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I had a mixed lab that was scared of the dark, we had a night light that was turned on by a timer and then shut off again. I gave her away because I have to many animals and just couldnt give her the time she needed. Boy do I miss her:barnie.
 
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I had a mixed lab that was scared of the dark, we had a night light that was turned on by a timer and then shut off again. I gave her away because I have to many animals and just couldnt give her the time she needed. Boy do I miss her:barnie.

So sorry. Just think, if you'd kept her, we could be calling her a poodle in disguise or a goat-poodle hybrid "gootle" or we could find some other way to bring shame and disgrace to her name. *sigh*

What'll we do now? *twiddles thumbs*


We need another poodle, or poodle in disguise to pick on.

Anyone else have an animal that's less than perfect? We could dissect your animals behavior problems and blame you, or send you chocolate for your gootle or . . .?
 
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he's gorgeous!

@ mother o' chicks72
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No, no, no. This is not the "praise the poodle" thread, this is the "bash the poodle, poodle-in-disguise, goat-poodle hybrid (gootle), bat-poodle, and cat-poodle (cootle)" thread.

This is the place to say all the things your dog does to annoy you and others and to thwart any and all advice on how to correct bad or annoying behavior.








(Psst, thanks.
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