Part Time Parent

Ok I decided that too many funny, adorable, and aggervating things happen to me in my job as a nanny not to start a blog! I babysit three boys, N., C., K. and if that isnt crazy enough they are 12, 10, and 2! When I started this job I was referred by my cousin their previous nanny. and at $10 an hour I couldnt refuse! I figured helpwith some elementary homework, fix some snacks and hang out sounds easy enough right? BIGGEST UNDERSTATEMENT OF MY LIFE! This is a blog for venting, stories and just general daily life! So where to start with my first story...

WEll this isnt much of a story but an observation. You know all those sayings your parents said when you were younger that absolutly ate you up guts feathers and all? You know the ones you said youd never use? Just wait till your with kids all day everyday. Here are some of my favorites...

1. "If I was taking a servey that would be real useful information. But seeins how im not you best do wht your told!"
2. "I have two eyes located beneath my eyebrows just for your viewing pleasure, look at me when im talking to you!"
3. "Find something to do, or I will and I guarrentee you wont like it!"
4. "If yall dont get along I'll make you hold hands!"
5. "Believe it or not I was your age once"

These are just a few! Most are thanks to daddy though

Haha thank you all for the sayings! ill be sure to use a few from time to time. So time for my next story...

You remember when you were a kid and you didnt want to hang out with your old embarrissing Parents? C. is at that stage now, but im NOT OLD! im 18 thats like the prime of your life right? well not to a ten year old boy. We went to the park after dropping his brother off at practice and we were playing tag and basketball and just laughing and joking, everything seemed fine. Then some boys his age got there, you should have seen his face! He looked at me like I had an octopus on my head then asked me a question and I quote... "uhh can you go wait in the car?!?" man alive I had no idea what had just happened I went from the cool babysitter to embarrising parent in a matter of seconds, dumbfounded I walked back to the car! And to top it all off ione of the boys asked him who i was and he replied "Oh, her? Shes just a friend!" regular old cool hand luke! lol and it was even more funny how he said it so casually like yeah I always hang out with 18 year old girls! But thankfully it was more funny than sad, then i got to thinking how I did with my own parents when I was young. Needless to say I took them out for dessert when I got home! Kids ya gotta love em.

This is for the stay at home moms (and nannies of course!)...

The 2 year old is screaming in my ear, he has a double ear infection. His 10 year old brother just let the lab in covered in mud, we have white carpets. The 12 year old is trying to pour a glass of milk and in the midst of the caos he spills half the gallon on the new handwoven persian rug. Sometimes you feel like its not worth it, it gets so crazy you cant even hear yourself thinking. But then you have those moments when the 2 year old looks up at you with those big eyes and says i love you before stamping a slobbery blueberry yogurt kiss smack on your cheek. And the 10 year old decides maybe your not so embarrissing and could you throw the baseball with him for a bit? and th 12 year old wants to show you his new videogame and will even let you be first player even though he has to walk you through step by step because you have no idea what all of theses buttons do. Those are the times when you realize there is a reason for everything you do, and even though these kids arent mine I know I would do anything for them.

I hope this helps, so hang in there moms and part time parents, one of those moments are right around the corner.

I know its  been awhile since i posted anything so next story...

"My" boys were watching suite live on deck, and they characters acted out sometihng from the three stooges, and i laughed and said that and they said whos the three stooges??? It totally shocked me!  just figured everyone new who the three stooges were! needless to say i brought over my complete three stooges DVD set and we spent the day watching them! Now i proudly watch them acting it out themselves If they never learn anything else from me at least i can rest knowing they know who the three stooges are!