my rooster is mating with my shoe...and not in a cute way

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6/8/11 at 3:54pm

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yuckyuck hehehe

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6/8/11 at 4:09pm

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Originally Posted by teach1rusl

Get a pair of houseshoes like these...lol. Maybe he'll get the idea and gradually make the transition to your hens tongue
http://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/uploads/37862_chicken_slippers.jpg

Oh my... ohhhlala!

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3 kids, 1 hubby, 5 EEs, 2 RIRs, 5 sex-links, 2 wyandottes, 7 leghorns, 2 australorps, 1 unknown. (perhaps an australorp), 6 Mallards, 2 Pekins, 3 cats and 2 dogs. It's a ZOO!

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6/8/11 at 10:13pm

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Originally Posted by Buugette

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lau gig lau gig lau gig Don't feel too bad... it is just a shoe... there is a thread on here somewhere when the rooster jumped on the back of a woman's head and went to town. Not sure if he left any hair "gel" behind... but I can tell you that she WAS NOT pleased.

Sorry... don't mean to laugh... but the visuals are just so lau

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Um....we don't talk about that anymore. rant hide

Perhaps you don't talk about that anymore... but I still find it lau . Your story still makes me laugh out loud when I think about it... but ... hmmm... I can't seem to find that thread on here anymore... what did you do?

Your story made me look at roosters in a whole new way and with a lot more respect. I will never turn my back on a rooster again... lau gig

I'm glad I was able to provide entertainment to the masses. tongue My thread got a little out of control so it is no longer with us. idunno We must remember to keep it family friendly. wink

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6/8/11 at 10:43pm

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Is it wrong that I think your story is just getting funnier and funnier? gig

X2 and yes a video would be great! wink

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Jade Chow Check out my FB & Chicken Blog - GF of James Duke (Bubba Duke)

Yorkie: Lillee

W Silkies: Bobbi & Bebe

Blue Orp: Blueberry

EE: Jack

Black Orp: LaFawnduh

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GL Polish: Dorthee

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6/9/11 at 7:56pm

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EEEEEk!!!!! after several days of the shoe and foot fetish, this evening he decided to try something new--- my ARM!!!!!!!!! thank goodness I had on a sweatshirt (freshly laundered, I might add), but, as I did not manage to get him off of me quickly enough, suffice to say it now needs to be laundered again:( Man, I never realized how much grip those little birds have with their legs...I could not pull him off of me with just my one free arm, and, couldn't really even lift my other one to try to shake him off. So...I guess this only seems to be escalating...what next?? and please no one answer that...i dont think I really want to know WHAT on earth am I supposed to do to stop this?? Or do I just wear a plastic rain suit at all times so I can hose it off? I have tried weaning him off of me by leaving him in the coop with the girls, but he gets SO upset (picture a child having a temper tantrum) to the point where he actually hurts himself and gashes his comb and wattles when he throws himself against the dog run!

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6/9/11 at 8:04pm

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TO FUNNY! lau

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6/9/11 at 8:23pm

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Originally Posted by pipthepeep

EEEEEk!!!!! after several days of the shoe and foot fetish, this evening he decided to try something new--- my ARM!!!!!!!!! thank goodness I had on a sweatshirt (freshly laundered, I might add), but, as I did not manage to get him off of me quickly enough, suffice to say it now needs to be laundered again:( Man, I never realized how much grip those little birds have with their legs...I could not pull him off of me with just my one free arm, and, couldn't really even lift my other one to try to shake him off. So...I guess this only seems to be escalating...what next?? and please no one answer that...i dont think I really want to know WHAT on earth am I supposed to do to stop this?? Or do I just wear a plastic rain suit at all times so I can hose it off? I have tried weaning him off of me by leaving him in the coop with the girls, but he gets SO upset (picture a child having a temper tantrum) to the point where he actually hurts himself and gashes his comb and wattles when he throws himself against the dog run!

oh, you poor thing! and that poor rooster - i wish he understood that being in the coop with the hens is for his own good. you need a Rooster Whisperer...is there a chicken equivalent to Cesar Milan? Maybe he'll have some advice! I hear he's great with all kinds of animals!

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6/9/11 at 8:24pm

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I had NO IDEA roosters could be so funny!! I've laughed so hard reading through this thread, lau my stomach muscles hurt!!! lau

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Black copper Marans, Chantecler/Sussex, barnyard mix, EEs, silkies, buff orps, barred rocks, Jersey giant, 2 cats, several turtles in the garden, various classroom reptiles, mother of a daughter (& son-in-law), and 2 sons (1 at home), wife of one VERY patient DH.

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6/9/11 at 8:28pm

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