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I'm going to crochet a little chick pouch to hang around my neck inside my clothes.  Maybe like a holster arrangement.  I can become a ChickBra entrepreneur.  I can see my Rolls Royce now, with the license plate "ChickBra".  And no, I won't let her borrow it!

It's a great idea, but second graders get distracted by erasers.  Can you imagine them going home and telling their parents that their teacher was wearing a chick inside her clothes??  Besides, who says I have room in my bra for a chick? 

You guys are too funny!  Worried about scratching in the bra?  How about the poop?  That's what I call dedication!  I did the same thing though for my chihuahau pup which I got at 12 ozs.

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Originally Posted by smkchick 

I'm going to crochet a little chick pouch to hang around my neck inside my clothes.  Maybe like a holster arrangement.  I can become a ChickBra entrepreneur.  I can see my Rolls Royce now, with the license plate "ChickBra".  And no, I won't let her borrow it!

 

It's a great idea, but second graders get distracted by erasers.  Can you imagine them going home and telling their parents that their teacher was wearing a chick inside her clothes??  Besides, who says I have room in my bra for a chick? 

I have plenty of room in my bra...I could fit an Orp and a Cochin in there. 

My youngest son is in first grade. He's got a surprising attention span for his age. My two older sons, (now 13 and 11) had the attention span of a fruit fly at that age. I seriously wondered how they concentrated long enough to use the bathroom. My kids are all very distracted by the babies though-my little guy read them "Skippyjohn Jones lost in spice" last night. My daughter was so enchanted by this scene she forgot to video it! 

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Originally Posted by lichick28 

You guys are too funny!  Worried about scratching in the bra?  How about the poop?  That's what I call dedication!  I did the same thing though for my chihuahau pup which I got at 12 ozs.

Maybe a 3rd pouch for the poop? 

12 ozs chi puppy? OMG I adore teeny dogs-my Malty is 3-4 pounds and she is my little schmoopie!

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Originally Posted by Cheeky Chick 

Maybe a 3rd pouch for the poop? 

 

12 ozs chi puppy? OMG I adore teeny dogs-my Malty is 3-4 pounds and she is my little schmoopie!

Speaking of poop! Thought you might all get a kick out of this (or not) 
 

Chaos in the coop

What’s that racket coming from the coop?

When I hear noise like that, I sneak out to snoop!

Listen closely and I’ll tell you the scoop!

Betty and Buffy were the first to whoop!

Big Red soon followed to be part of the loop.

Seems Large Marge had stepped in some poop,

It was awful smelling brown-ish, yellow-ish goop!

Large Marge blushed and her wing’s started to droop.

I knew I had to to do something so I yelled to the group…

“If you don’t stop now, I’ll turn you all into chicken soup!”

Suddenly it got quiet again, you couldn’t hear a sound.

No more chaos in the coop!

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Originally Posted by smkchick 

I'm going to crochet a little chick pouch to hang around my neck inside my clothes.  Maybe like a holster arrangement.  I can become a ChickBra entrepreneur.  I can see my Rolls Royce now, with the license plate "ChickBra".  And no, I won't let her borrow it!

 

It's a great idea, but second graders get distracted by erasers.  Can you imagine them going home and telling their parents that their teacher was wearing a chick inside her clothes??  Besides, who says I have room in my bra for a chick? 

I have room for a half dozen.

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Originally Posted by Cheeky Chick 

I have plenty of room in my bra...I could fit an Orp and a Cochin in there. 

 

My youngest son is in first grade. He's got a surprising attention span for his age. My two older sons, (now 13 and 11) had the attention span of a fruit fly at that age. I seriously wondered how they concentrated long enough to use the bathroom. My kids are all very distracted by the babies though-my little guy read them "Skippyjohn Jones lost in spice" last night. My daughter was so enchanted by this scene she forgot to video it! 

They can't concentrate. That's way grown men can't hit the bowl. I know I have a husband and 24 year old son . I tell them to sit if they have a problem aiming 

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Originally Posted by howlinggood 

Speaking of poop! Thought you might all get a kick out of this (or not) 
 

 

Chaos in the coop

 

What’s that racket coming from the coop?

When I hear noise like that, I sneak out to snoop!

Listen closely and I’ll tell you the scoop!

Betty and Buffy were the first to whoop!

Big Red soon followed to be part of the loop.

Seems Large Marge had stepped in some poop,

It was awful smelling brown-ish, yellow-ish goop!

Large Marge blushed and her wing’s started to droop.

I knew I had to to do something so I yelled to the group…

“If you don’t stop now, I’ll turn you all into chicken soup!”

Suddenly it got quiet again, you couldn’t hear a sound.

No more chaos in the coop!

Donna, I love it! I went to a book sale & author signing for children's books last night and one of the books was The History of Poop. Would have loved to buy it but it was an advanced reader and mine are still working on the alphabet.

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Originally Posted by queenchick16 

I have room for a half dozen.

I have room for a half dozen Jersey Giants, lol!

Stopped home at lunch time.  The LS eggs arrived so I unpacked them and put them in an egg box to settle.  They sent 3 extras.  Which of you told them about my hatch history?

Little Lavinia seemed a little perkier.  Dare I say it?  Brought my yarn/hook to start the pouch at snack time.  This pesky job keeps getting in the way of my chickens!  I figure I'll line the pouch with some paper towels to deal with the poop.  ("Suzanne, what's that unusual perfume you're wearing??")