We went to my mom's this afternoon to trim some branches for her. I was holding one back while Bobby sawed through it. Break out the AFV cameras, folks. The branch cut loose and I fell backwards right flat on my back. It was seismic. I shook it off so as not to worry my mother, but I'm hurting now. The small of my back, right above the padded part. I can't wait 'til tomorrow!
To top things off, my fortune cookie at dinner was empty. Like I didn't already know my future is doomed...
My mother was cute, though. She greeted me at the door with a bowl of cherry tomatoes from the plant I gave her.